Ok snow hare, now I don’t want to alarm you, but I’m pretty sure arctic fox over there can actually already see you, judging from that malicious toothy grin he’s giving you. And I’m not going to say it wasn’t entirely your fault that you got caught, seeing as you did decide to hide precisely within his line of sight, standing up to increase your overall surface area, no less. But it’s ok, your paws are inexplicably much bigger than arctic fox’s delicate mittens, and you do have rather impressive-looking haunches, so just hop over, kick that smarmy look off his face, and run! So you might stomp on a couple of petrels in the process with those giant fuck-off man-paws of yours, sure, but this is the wild! It’s not Animals of Farthing Wood for christ’s sake! (Although if you guys did want to team up against all odds and common sense to journey towards a utopian deer park together, where you could live and breed (not with each other obviously, gross) in peace, don’t let me stop you. Just don’t tell the petrels I told you that one of them is probably not going to make it on account of it accidentally impaling itself on a spiky fence post at some point.) Ohh, hey petrel… so you can hear me then. Err… carry on…

Again I find myself posting a remix of a track which on its own pretty much only irritates me. But if it’s played out in remix form I’ll invariably end up dancing to it, and, despite myself, probably know all the words, which is why I can’t for the life of me avoid it. And surprisingly, this remix by Sheffield’s Run Hide Survive, stands up amazingly well against the previous efforts of remixing royalty, Cut Copy and Yuksek, whom you’d think combined would have left nary a stone unturned in terms of creative directions for this track, but Run Hide Survive’s Mike and Luke were obviously unphased because they have produced something truly awesome.

Never Miss A Beat was released early last month through Polydor Records, so go here to pick up a copy, and say hi to Mike and Luke at their Myspace page here.

Kaiser Chiefs – Never Miss A Beat (Run Hide Survive Remix)

- bec