Melbourne’s premiere alt-electronic hub Roxanne has come a long way over the last three years, going from being a semi-derelict, fifth floor fire trap to being a semi-derelict, fifth floor fire trap with a lift, an absolutely kicking soundsystem and an impeccable line in local and international DJs and events. Boy, the number of brain cells that I have sacrificed at this venue. It reminds me of this time that I… I… I’ve forgotten what I was going to write. Oh well, nothing to worry about I’m sure *eye twitch*.

And to celebrate this momentous occasion, Roxanne are of course throwing a party. THIS FRIDAY i.e. FUCKING TOMORROW, PUT IT IN YOUR DIARIES PEOPLE. FOR TOMORROW. Oops. I’m shouting AGAIN. I wonder why that KEEPS ON HAPPENING. Mmmm, brain cells.

In keeping with their grand tradition of killer DJs, Roxanne have managed to finagle the mighty Golden Bug as the headliner, with more than able support from local heroes G.L.O.V.E.S. And a shitload of others. As you can well see above. Best thing about having Golden Bug and G.L.O.V.E.S. on the same bill? Golden Bug remixed G.L.O.V.E.S. last year. And it was rad. How rad? This rad:

G.L.O.V.E.S. – PYX (Golden Bug Remix)

For more of the above make you sweet way down to Roxanne TOMORROW NIGHT. Tickets are $15 and there’s going to be an hour’s worth of FREE Coopers Clear to get proceedings started. So you know, get down early and get into it. It’s almost definitely guaranteed to be better than lying at home in the foetal position, crying and masturbating while you clutch a half-empty goonbag to your chest like an Academy Award for loneliness.

Yeah, it’ll probably be better than that.

-luke