Because he has totally invented TOUCHSCREEN TURNTABLES.

Stick that on your Serato and serve lunch with it.

The ATTIGO TT are two touch-screens with vertically scrolling waveforms that can be cued, scratched, dragged and altered in pitch – manipulated in pretty much anyway you do vinyl. I bet it even has a crappy scratch out effect in-built. They can be plugged straight into a regular mixer.

Just check out the video:

Everyone please send him an email confirming that I’ve kidnapped his niece so he’ll send me the prototype units. Or maybe send him a cheque in the post so he can get these suckers into mass production . Not one of those novelty ones you get in the mailbox, mind you. This guy needs cold hard cash, not incredible rates on his home-loan.

Thanks to the ever amusing Geekologie team.