Electronic porn trash. Where would the world be without such a genre? I’m sure my parents would appreciate such a world, but not me. The smuttier the better, I say. One such electronic porn trash outfit I stumbled on a little while ago is German boy-girl-boy three-piece, Hard On. And oh no, the adult references don’t stop there. Try Tit, Dick, and Ass as their collective pseudonyms. But don’t worry, it’s not all gimmick, their music is really great too. If I had to make a comparison, I’d say it’s like the Sohodolls had fashionable lesbian sex with Peaches, and Hard On was the result (I’m not sure if that’s a pun, or whether or not I intended it, but either way, I apologise). Oh, and add a bit of ADULT. and a male vocalist into the mix, and you’re pretty much set. It’s terribly sexy stuff, (duh) and man, do they have some attitude. I’d love to see some remixes of this stuff, so if someone wants to step up I’d totally appreciate it.

Now check out the tracks below and then shoot on over their Myspace page so you can bask in the total smuttiness of it all. Well, they are from Germany…

Hard On – Locomotion

Hard On – Banana

Hard On – Don’t Be Last

-bec