Shit, guys, so now do you believe me that we’re not the only goddamn gigantors in this town? Good. Now look, these townspeople, I don’t think they’re all there. They seem to enjoy breaking giant things. Like us. Not convinced? Well, tell that to Gigantor Bell over there. Oh wait, you can’t, because part of his pelvis has been removed and now he’s dead. I bet a whole family of wasps are about to have an epic battle with a shitload of bats for that giant cavity over there. And you just know that tiny bitch is trying to figure out how to get that piece of pelvis home to mount on her wall and show all her friends at her next sleepover. So I’m guessing you’ll both be relieved to hear that I totally have a kickass escape plan. See Gigantor Conch up there? Well, that was me. You give a conch a bucketful of acorns and they’ll do practically anything for you. Fuck you, Stefan, this is serious. Anyway, while Gigantor Conch is up there, kicking it like a diversion, we could probably slip past all these townspeople unnoticed. What? Edmund? Oh no, he’s cool. I nuzzled his face in the park last night and he agreed to push the piece of pelvis onto those bitches if they see us. Fucking full-proof.

Butterscotch…? Heavens! What are you doing? You can’t eat… Oh. How about that. Nevermind then. Someone go tell Conch.

Those lovely Texans, Faux Fox, have been remixed again, and this time by Hail Social’s Dayve Hawk aka Weird Tapes. I love how Hawk has rendered this remix the polar opposite of Neon Coyote’s earlier Faux Fox remix, trading the latter’s cocky glam rock romp for a pretty, chimes-laced frolic.

Faux Fox have their debut album, “All That Remains,” out on Melbourne label, EXO Records, now, so head to their site to pick up a copy.

Faux Fox – Personal Best (Weird Tapes Version)

Thanks Gorilla Vs Bear.

- bec